Why are apostrophes terrible to date? Because they're possessive!
Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source? George or well? What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar? It was tense. Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A Thesaurus! Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home? Because Homer is where the heart is. Why do writers constantly feel cold? Because they're surrounded by drafts!
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